Extravagant Emblem of Elegance

A slender fashionista struts by you as the strong, familiar scent of Chanel No.5 tickles your senses. You take a deep breath and turn your head as a flash of black and gold catches your eye. She has your dream classic Chanel Flap Bag. A gasp fills your throat as you suck in dry air. Your heart pounds as the extravagant emblem of elegance floats further away from your longing eyes. You glance in a mirror and notice your eyes turning more green by the second. The strongest sense of urge drags you to the nearest Chanel store. Classic amber walls display the shining racks and racks of leather bags. Somehow, your head constantly turns back to the classic black Chanel bag. In a daze, you slip your hand into your purse, grab your wallet, your shiny plastic Visa, and hand it to a smiling cashier. A white bag stamped with "Chanel" appears in your hand as you are escorted out the doors of glory. Still in a trance, you prance around the sidewalk with the most ecstatic smile slapped on your face. People walking by grin at your optimistic goofiness. Today is officially the greatest day of your life.
Let's now marvel at the reason we have shoulders:

the flying squirrel !

So as I was scrolling down the pages and pages of Lookbook.nu...... I realized that these "harem-like" pants are quite popular. Noticing my friend and a friend of a friend

wearing these fashionable pants, I had the sudden urge to go out and buy myself some. As I slipped into the familiar feeling of comfort and pride, I watched as my hopes shattered as my reflection stared back at me. For those who are skinnyskinnyskinny and tall... I envy you. Looking at my lower half, I recognized that in order to wear this emblem of spring fashion, you had to be stick skinny. If not, you would look as if you

were just wearing normal pants and had the largest of asses.

Anyway, as of now, my home lies in Taiwan. I questioned my peers regarding these pants and found out the Chinese word for these pants directly translates to "flying squirrel". Sorry, I just thought that would be a fun fact to add in. :)

So... you've probably

seen these pants in some place or another... and if you're like me, and whenever you see a tall, lean fashionable person wearing these "flying squirrels", desire and envy fill your eyes... remember this: focusfocusfocus. Envy and jealousy surging through your blood will give you nothing but wrinkles.

Focus, with all your might, on dieting and exercising and get that nice ass you've always wanted!

For the rest of you... work those harem-flying-squirrel pants, cuz they are hothothot! Until summer comes...

Can't wait to see what this one brings:)