Extravagant Emblem of Elegance

A slender fashionista struts by you as the strong, familiar scent of Chanel No.5 tickles your senses. You take a deep breath and turn your head as a flash of black and gold catches your eye. She has your dream classic Chanel Flap Bag. A gasp fills your throat as you suck in dry air. Your heart pounds as the extravagant emblem of elegance floats further away from your longing eyes. You glance in a mirror and notice your eyes turning more green by the second. The strongest sense of urge drags you to the nearest Chanel store. Classic amber walls display the shining racks and racks of leather bags. Somehow, your head constantly turns back to the classic black Chanel bag. In a daze, you slip your hand into your purse, grab your wallet, your shiny plastic Visa, and hand it to a smiling cashier. A white bag stamped with "Chanel" appears in your hand as you are escorted out the doors of glory. Still in a trance, you prance around the sidewalk with the most ecstatic smile slapped on your face. People walking by grin at your optimistic goofiness. Today is officially the greatest day of your life.
Let's now marvel at the reason we have shoulders: